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clowniest 

It's the adjective to address the worst type clown more like clown of clowns. He is the entire circus himself.
John : Do you know Sofia?

Marry : Yes, she is the worst, she is the clowniest.
clowniest by Bobuxxo August 19, 2024
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Clownington 

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.
Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

clownfister 

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.
I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.
clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Clownstitute 

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.
Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010
A derogatory term used to refer to drum and bass, in the jump-up genre, that has an extremely simple bassline, and a swingbeat that sounds similar to a typical circus march.

Noisia, Tech Itch, Evol Intent and Photek are NOT Clownstep. They are actually the antithesis of Clownstep.
The best example of Clownstep would be Shimon and Andy C's Body Rock. Or Dillinja's Twist em out.
Clownstep by Alex1134 February 16, 2013

Clownies 

People that are a mixture between Clubbers and Townies (Cl + ownies). Generally unintelligent, unambitious, and violent when drunk, which is a particularly bad thing since few of their waking hours are spent sober.
"It's almost 12:00AM, I'd better walk the dog for a bit before I go to sleep"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"
Clownies by KrysCobra August 29, 2005

CLOWNISM 

Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.
1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!

2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.
CLOWNISM by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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