Clownfest

An area populated by clowns, goofs, idiots etc.

Dion: "Bruh I just went to Walmart to grab my Ps5 and people were fuckin attacking me n shit"

Mark: "Yeah bro Wally is always a clownfest"

by laidtorest December 1, 2020

Clownfished

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Clownstitute

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

clownfish

(of an already-dominant person) To submit to a more dominant person in a relationship, most commonly used in the context of a person becoming a malewife to support their girlboss.

"I saw this pretty girl at school today. She's super tall and hot, I'd absolutely clownfish for her."

by Pspspsps (x4) December 14, 2021

Clownstep

A derogatory term used to refer to drum and bass, in the jump-up genre, that has an extremely simple bassline, and a swingbeat that sounds similar to a typical circus march.

Noisia, Tech Itch, Evol Intent and Photek are NOT Clownstep. They are actually the antithesis of Clownstep.

The best example of Clownstep would be Shimon and Andy C's Body Rock. Or Dillinja's Twist em out.

by Alex1134 February 16, 2013

Clownies

People that are a mixture between Clubbers and Townies (Cl + ownies). Generally unintelligent, unambitious, and violent when drunk, which is a particularly bad thing since few of their waking hours are spent sober.

"It's almost 12:00AM, I'd better walk the dog for a bit before I go to sleep"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"

by KrysCobra August 29, 2005