Clowny

To act like a clown (Ie an Idiot)

Tim "Hoes before bros, darting ADL!"
Josh " Your so fucking clowny, Robert Clowny Jr. over here

by NeedToKnowMOFO November 12, 2010

Clowny

While banging a chick in the ass, grab her nose tell it turns red, before you nut, spin her around and shoot your load it into her face. Then throw a handful of confetti, making it stick to your spluge. Than walk around the room honking a horn.

I did the ultimate Clowny to that Mimi from the bar last night.

by Nacho Libre jr June 27, 2014

Clowny

Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.

He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."

The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)

Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!

by Gargle9861827172092212 August 5, 2012

clowny

Neighborhood in Providence, RI off of Broad Street. Dont go there late at night....

Heads in clown town mess wit u for no reason

by Ruthless G April 15, 2005

CLOWNY

a long time ago after circuses had been revealed to local villagers and towns people, people used to have a strong fear of clowns, they used to say they were evil, and they looked like murderers. The local circus clowns made visits to the towns and villagers as they would not go to the circuses. People only ran into their homes very fast to get away from these clowns. the clowns would speak and try to make friendly conversation from the doors, but people only ignored and listened until the clowns gave up and left the areas. Then as people would come back into the outdoors gradually, they would gossip among eachother and speak of these clowns. guy 1: 'Hey, i bet they stick things into there bums after murdering people', guy 2: 'I know they do that!!!, they must, just look at them. they are soo clowny', guy 1: yeah true lol, look at robert from the village, he looks clowny too'

guy:'hAhaaaAHAahAHaaAhaAHaAAHaAHAa, look how clowny he is!!!!!'


man 1: 'did you see those two guys going into the woods?'
man 2: 'no, really?'
man 1: 'yes, thats what i said you bloody idiot, dont question me unless you are a bit clowny. HEY!!!, I bet thats what they are doing lol, getting clowny in the woods'.


kid:'I ain't going to clownyville'


man: 'I have'nt seen them damn clownys around for years now'


old lady: 'all the clownys have left this area, i dont know where they are'

by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005

clowny

A all showing clows brings us teh gift. The gift seems to be a Penis.

clowny brings us teh gift!!111

by kampo November 12, 2003

Clowny

When you are so desperate for a girl who blocked you on everything that you try to contact her via Linkedin.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah, he was so desperate for a girl who blocked him on everything that he tried to contact her via Linkedin."

"Wow, that should be the definition of Clowny on Urban Dictionary"

by michaeldick15 October 14, 2020