Clownies 

People that are a mixture between Clubbers and Townies (Cl + ownies). Generally unintelligent, unambitious, and violent when drunk, which is a particularly bad thing since few of their waking hours are spent sober.

"It's almost 12:00AM, I'd better walk the dog for a bit before I go to sleep"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"

Clownies by KrysCobra August 29, 2005

Clownies 

Also known as Ratkids.
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.

How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.

They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.

They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names

ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)

SamiSabotage

DropDeadDez

KimmyCakes

JoshMosh

AlexAnonymous.

The list goes on

Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies

CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible

Normal person:
no i got it from camden market

Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?

CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.

Clownies by Olihime May 5, 2009

CLOWNISM 

Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.

1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!

2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.

CLOWNISM by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Clowninson

Noun: A bowler hat usually made from cheap felt, decorated as though it were a clown and also wearing it's own smaller hat on top of the main hat

Rich: The clowninson is such a great hat!

Frank: Yeah, probably my favorite ever hat

Sam: The clowninson is in the microwave!!

Frank and Rich: We gotta rescue the clowny-d, its hilarious!

Clowninson by hevyman March 30, 2009

Clownie 

Its an adjective used to desribe someone/something that has done something so wrong so bad you didnt know whether to call them a clown or down

It is a mixture of downie and clown. Since mong became offensive this became a common term within my comments of multiple accounts mocking freaks. This is a fresh word used in many situation.

“how did u fail that test u clownie”
*someone fucked it* “omg you’re clownie”
“What a bunch of clownies”

Clownie by discoyellowfish January 27, 2021

Clownism 

Political Ideology following the traits and beliefs of clowns. Clownism promotes cars with doors that fall off and a large production of custard pies as well as big red noses and silly clothes.
Clownism isnt respected and isnt adopted by any country except there has been talk of all the worlds clowns uniting together and taking over Ohio in the U.S. they will take Ohio, rename it JOKEHIO and make its leader Bippo the Clown supreme lord.

"One Nation, One People, One Supreme Clown"
"Clowns of the world unite under Bippo"
"No Clown will let the enemy set foot in Jokehio!"

Clownism by Adam Clarke August 12, 2004