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Clownington 

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.
Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020
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Clowninson

Noun: A bowler hat usually made from cheap felt, decorated as though it were a clown and also wearing it's own smaller hat on top of the main hat
Rich: The clowninson is such a great hat!

Frank: Yeah, probably my favorite ever hat

Sam: The clowninson is in the microwave!!

Frank and Rich: We gotta rescue the clowny-d, its hilarious!
Clowninson by hevyman March 30, 2009
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cornholio 

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