Forget your understanding of a Club Rat. Cloob Rat's are underage and in charge of nightlife in NYC. Owners, doormen, and dj's are on their BBM list, and champagne is in hand at the door. Cloob Rat's own promoters like the many fake ID's they have had over the years. Lines for entry are for Club Rats, Cloob Rats are taken in the side entrance to avoid a scene. They know the secret bathrooms, and know which tables are the best. Cloob rats know all other cloob rats and see them every night of the week at the Cloob. They never pay, and are paid in bottles and camera flashes. They thrive off of entrance to the hottest clubs, summer trips at owners yachts, and one night stands with nightlife hottest DJ's. They went to school in NY, and instead of house parties, their 16th birthday party was at LAVO.

Alexis is at the owners table 4 nights in a row, she must be a Cloob Rat

Lucy walked right past us to get into the cloob, I wonder if she knows someone inside? She might just be a Cloob Rat

Cloob Rat by Cloob Royalty January 12, 2012

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cloob

Slang for nightclub. Derived from European pronunciation of club. Can also be spelled "clüb" (with an umlaut). Typically populated by guidos, persians, and SE Asians wearing tight, shiny clothes, or Ed Hardy shirts, who love Eurotrash trance music. Term most often used by hipsters and yuppies to emphasize the irony of their cloob attendance.

"I really need to go buy a sequined dress so I can fully rock out to Basshunter at the cloob tonight"

cloob by YouCanFindMeInTheCloob March 29, 2010

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The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

The Clobster by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

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