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Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.
Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.
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A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
Closos by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018
A term used widely on twitter to describe fem nikolai gogols boobs (clown boobs)
Person 1: “Yo fem nikolais got huge clown tiddies.”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”
Cloobs by dacever April 29, 2023

The Clobster 

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.
The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.
The Clobster by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007
A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.
"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"
clobs by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008
Large heavy, hard and dense breasts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.
Mr A. "Woa, check out the clobs on her!",
Mr B. "Yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles."
clobs by dr scented October 21, 2008