choobs

People who play like noobs and act childish in an online game.
The contraction of two word:
childs+noobs=choobs.

A guy connects at seven looks for a group to play. He doesn't know how to use his player, slows the whole team so he's manifestly a noob. The he tells the whole party to wait a minute because his mom wants him to stop playing and annoys everyone!
One of the guys tell hims after a while:
"Man you're one of the biggest choobs i've ever seen!"

by Harry1879847 September 4, 2006

Choobs

The imaginary breasts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them

" Jumbo saw a cat with chunky little choobs and he decided to go over and beep them "

by Matt the Boss June 13, 2008

choobs

When a girls boobies go up to her chin. Combination of chin and boobs.

Look at Chandra's choobs.

by ampn April 22, 2008

choobs

Flabby chest appendages seen in overweight young boys, which are often a precursor to moobs in later years.

A portmanteau of the words "child" and "boobs".

Shut up there choobs, nobody asked for your opinion!

by MikeDS September 11, 2015

Choobs

Chest pubes. And that's final.

EX 1:
- What's in my soup? Is this... (looks closer) Phew!! It's only a choob.

Ex 2:
- Do you shave you choobs?
- Nah. I respect my choobs.

by fullfacile81 September 8, 2010

Choobs

A woman with HUGE breasts that are 90% fat 10% actual boob or boob-like material.

OMG Connor, your mom has the most succulent choobs! I could suck on those all day.

or

Wow you see that woman that has her back to us? Her choobs are looking at us from under her armpits!

by Bludwieser December 20, 2008

choobs

The lower side of the posterior region that exceeds the perimeter of a swim suit, underwear or other covering and is above the leg; buttocks with cleavage (not to be confused with "buttock cleavage" which is the area above buttock coverings); butt CHeeks + bOOBS; CH+OOBS; non-gender specific

The hefty man on Waikiki beach shouldn't have been wearing a Speedo - his choobs almost matched his wife's, in her also too small bikini.

by Konundrummer April 2, 2010