Cloober 

a club rat, someone who lives at/in the clubs because they think they're awesome.

i.e most miami kids

not necessarily anything negative, it's pretty legit

guy #1: let's go to LIV tonight!!
guy #2: alright you cloober, let's ride

Cloober by the man myth and legend July 8, 2011

Cloober 

This word originated when it was an amusing typo of the word 'bloody' while being used as: "I have no bloody clue." "I have no clooby clue." It has since then become a sort of insult or filler word. It can be used almost anywhere. It's a noun, verb, adjective, everything all in one!

"You cloobering cloob cloober."

"You're such a cloob."

"Clooby yeah, clooby yeah!"

Cloober by xRainbowPhoenix January 1, 2009

Cloomer 

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

Cloomer by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Cloomer 

An unconditional fan of the "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" animated TV series, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The typical cloomer is an adolescent or adult male who has watched the various Star Wars TV shows religiously, however he has never read any book or comic and only possesses an extremely shallow knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe from Youtube videos.

The cloomer does not take criticism against his favorite show well. Although it was evidently aimed a young audience, he will insist at every turn that it is not a "kid's show" due to the "mature" themes approached by the series. While reasonable discussion can be had with a cloomer on this subject, one should be extremely cautious not to openly criticize the show's producer Dave Filoni, who has become a figure of worship for them, as exemplified by the popular posts on r/prequelmemes.

Dave Filoni is believed by the cloomers to be one of the precious few at Lucasfilm who "respects" Star Wars Legends material after the debacle of the Sequel Trilogy. This particular allegation is far from the truth, as The Clone Wars has been highly controversial for retconning and mutilating major aspects of established Legends lore, notably the Clone Wars Multimedia project. Any discussion of this topic with a cloomer is however futile given their willful ignorance of the books and comics, and nothing will dissuade them that Filoni is "the Chosen One", who will bring Star Wars into a new golden age.

"Dave Filoni is such an amazing Star Wars fan. He's the only one who truly appreciates Legends at Disney. We are so lucky he's still here! I'll suck his dick for a Revan show!!"
"Lmao, OK Cloomer"

Cloomer by Cloomer5555 May 21, 2021