Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.

Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.

by Clooshtabloosh August 2, 2008

cloutsis

The type of sisters everyone eats to be. The perfect set of sweet and salty, Yong and yang,black and white perfectly complimenting each other different in every single way yet the same and so a like.

Did you see them? They look like the cloutsis!

by Mbamermaid June 8, 2018

Cloot

A Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.

Here lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye

by ram5ay March 16, 2011

Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Cloobs

A term used widely on twitter to describe fem nikolai gogols boobs (clown boobs)

Person 1: “Yo fem nikolais got huge clown tiddies.”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”

by dacever April 29, 2023

cloits

A muscle group of unknown location in the body. Originally introduced by Strong Bad of www.homestarrunner.com fame.

It can really accentuate my abs, and my...cloits."

by Gryff March 8, 2004