Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

cloob

Slang for nightclub. Derived from European pronunciation of club. Can also be spelled "clüb" (with an umlaut). Typically populated by guidos, persians, and SE Asians wearing tight, shiny clothes, or Ed Hardy shirts, who love Eurotrash trance music. Term most often used by hipsters and yuppies to emphasize the irony of their cloob attendance.

"I really need to go buy a sequined dress so I can fully rock out to Basshunter at the cloob tonight"

by YouCanFindMeInTheCloob March 29, 2010

Cloob

When you're a scrub but you're so scrubby that you have to call it something completely different

"Dude you're such a cloob"

"Boob Cloob"

by mediocredonuts August 17, 2017

Cloob

A cloob is defined as a bloody shit after anal but can be shortened too a bloody shit

That girl got fucked so hard that the next morning she had a cloob

by 420autism June 2, 2018

Cloob

Cleavage boob

Look at that girls rockin cloob over there.

by Deuche June 22, 2008

Cloob

The bend between a woman's leg and hip when she sits down. The lines that lead down to her vagina.

Damn, that bitch has a fucking nice cloob.
Look at my girlfriend's cloob in this picture, I bet your girlfriend barely even has a cloob.

by OGReemo August 28, 2017

Clo͞ob

A hip term for going to the club, hitting the town and throwin' down.

Trublix, where shopping is a clo͞ob.

by Clo͞ober July 29, 2019