A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.

*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."

Closos by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

conosnelo

a fraze you can use as long as your a madisno

hey what is up my little conosnelo nickolelo snotso berry very hairy

conosnelo by the origanal madisno December 11, 2019

colonoscopy

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.

Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?

colonoscopy by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

virtual colonoscopy by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.

I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!

clonesome by codinex January 29, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026