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A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
Closos by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018
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Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.
Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.
Clooshtabloosh by Clooshtabloosh August 2, 2008
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The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity
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Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.
My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.
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