clobs

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.

"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"

by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008

clobs

Large heavy, hard and dense breasts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.

Mr A. "Woa, check out the clobs on her!",
Mr B. "Yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles."

by dr scented October 21, 2008

Clob

Slays out. Clob is in

That outfit is really clob

by Yellowdeli July 30, 2023

clob

Slang for an uncircumcised penis.

"Oh, my god, look at Toby's clob," said Christian.

by Eric98670023 April 22, 2008

clob

a fat, old, bald douche bag who refuses to ever hang out with his nephews outside of their own home.

"hey do you think clob will wanna go get a large plain" "no hes gay"

by pot_is_my_salvation December 24, 2010

Clob Stomper

Noun; someone who walks loudly; someone who cant walk quietly.

i can hear you walk, stop being a Clob Stomper

by AirRick01 May 12, 2010

clob

clob defines a male or female's state of arousal. Can also mean a gerbils ringpiece or classical instrument

I'd love to clob you in the mouth

bill - "I've been playing the clob for the last 20 years"
ben - "oh really?"
bill - "yes it's like caressing a gerbil's back entrance"

by TecNique November 01, 2006