Clobstomp

Absolutely demolishing those bitches

"Man they are dogging me, absolutely clobstomping me."
"Oh, they're coming. GET CLOBSTOMPED, NOOB"

by Apple Girlington April 8, 2024

kensington curbstomp

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

by klas August 30, 2006

curbstomp

To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.

Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)

by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008

clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.

Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.

by samnite July 25, 2008

curbstomping

To severely injure someone by making them byte the curb and then kicking the back of their head

You are sentenced to death by curbstomping.

(also seen in "American History X")

by Vlad_C March 13, 2009

Jenn Curbstomp

With long, bleach blonde, multi-colored hair, heavy makeup, and a colorful style, she became internet famous and is a former Scene Queen. Somewhere between then and now, she changed her style, and now looks as normal as your average teenage girl.

Jessica: OMG, Jenn Curbstomp is my IDOL.
Robbie: ...Who?
Jessica: -_-

by Catheeeeee. January 10, 2010

curbstomp

Placing of someones mouth on the corner of a sidewalk and kicking at the back of their head. This throws the jaw into their spinal cord and instantly kills them. Not allways used against black people... is actually mostly used when anti-nazi skins beat the crap out of a nazi skin group. Usually grab the biggest person and curbstomp them to show an example for the rest of the group to follow.

10 of my friends went to octoberfest and saw a group of 5 nazi's. We beat them up and then curbstomped them. Now there dead.

by skaterpunk1007 July 12, 2004