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Clobstomp 

Absolutely demolishing those bitches
"Man they are dogging me, absolutely clobstomping me."
"Oh, they're coming. GET CLOBSTOMPED, NOOB"
Clobstomp by Apple Girlington April 8, 2024
Words you can keep

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.
"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"
kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006

curbstomp 

To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.
Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)
curbstomp by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008

clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.
clownstomp by samnite July 25, 2008

curbstomping

To severely injure someone by making them byte the curb and then kicking the back of their head

You are sentenced to death by curbstomping.

(also seen in "American History X")
curbstomping by Vlad_C March 13, 2009

Jenn Curbstomp 

With long, bleach blonde, multi-colored hair, heavy makeup, and a colorful style, she became internet famous and is a former Scene Queen. Somewhere between then and now, she changed her style, and now looks as normal as your average teenage girl.
Jessica: OMG, Jenn Curbstomp is my IDOL.
Robbie: ...Who?
Jessica: -_-
Jenn Curbstomp by Catheeeeee. January 10, 2010

curbstomp 

Placing of someones mouth on the corner of a sidewalk and kicking at the back of their head. This throws the jaw into their spinal cord and instantly kills them. Not allways used against black people... is actually mostly used when anti-nazi skins beat the crap out of a nazi skin group. Usually grab the biggest person and curbstomp them to show an example for the rest of the group to follow.
10 of my friends went to octoberfest and saw a group of 5 nazi's. We beat them up and then curbstomped them. Now there dead.
curbstomp by skaterpunk1007 July 12, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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