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Clarise
shes a great person to be around, great for a laugh, even if her jokes arent the best or even funny at all. shes loveable and is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, inside and out. but if you fall out with her or bitch abiut her behind her back you will lose her for a very long time because Iris doesnt forgive and forget that easily, and when she does forgive you most people would say she shouldnt forgive that person so easily. Shes lively and fun, brown haired and brown eyed beauty that always looks good in a skirt. shes trustworthy and always there for you when ever and where ever.
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Clearise • clarise • Clearies • Clarisele • CLEARASEL • clearish • clerise • Clerisexual • clari-sexual • clear a seat
Clarise
A gorgeous loving girl who everybody falls in love when you first see her! Unbelievably caring,has a big heart,shy,and independent!Very intelligent and sometimes thinks to much into things. When she sees something she doesn’t like she will automatically jump into conclusions...She is also a flirta lil bit of tease and gets a kick out of guys getting jealous of each other over her!!Shes a keeper! When she loves somebody hard...she’s the DOWNEST FEMALEon earth! When you want to meet up and you text her out of nowhere... she will literally stop what she’s doing just to go to see you!! She has great style and every guy would love to have a girl like clarise! SHE IS VERY LOYAL!!! This girls is very addicting! This girl will BLOW your mind in bed! She’s shy but the biggest freak you’ll ever meet!
Boy #1: ayoo!!! Who’s that?
Boy #2: who? Clarise? I know her!
Boy #3: let me holler yea?
Boy #2 nooo she’s going to reject you...trust me!!!
Boy #2: who? Clarise? I know her!
Boy #3: let me holler yea?
Boy #2 nooo she’s going to reject you...trust me!!!
Clarise by True love ❤️ October 4, 2018
clearish
clearies
An accounting term for queries (revisions/corrections) that are so easy to do, that the manager could have cleared it immediately and saved everyone's time.
My manager gave me a ridiculous list of 50 clearies, it is going to take me about 20 minutes to clear them all.
clearies by Arthur Andersen January 26, 2011
clerise
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