The rolls of fat on a torso which indicate that the person likes to eat too much. The polite way of raising this with a friend without the fat person becoming aware. Can be defined as upper (above the bra strap), lower (above the belt) or mid (the rarest: between the 2 rolls, commonly appears with upper) Gold Frapp.
by Brever July 11, 2010
From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.
Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.
by Brever September 18, 2021
Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling Jagerbombs?
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
by Brever July 10, 2010
Mary: What the hell is that horrific smell?
John: Susan just came back from the gym and beodorised the office.
John: Susan just came back from the gym and beodorised the office.
by Brever February 05, 2010
Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.
by Brever August 30, 2010
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
by Brever February 09, 2023
A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019