Brever's definitions

Mellowdramatic

When stoned people get paranoid about something that is not actually happening

Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs!
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.

by Brever July 11, 2010

Fifjam

Fuck I'm Funny - Just Ask Me (Acronym)

John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!

by Brever November 27, 2010

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Reverse Scul

To vomit profusely after drinking alcohol profusely

Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling Jagerbombs?
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.

by Brever July 11, 2010

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014

Mongo

A failed attempt at a mono or manual while riding a bmx. Usually results in the rider going over backwards.

John: So Katrina, have you learnt any tricks on your new bmx?
Katrina: Well I've aced the mongo.

by Brever July 11, 2010

Clearise

The process of introducing an addative to the eyes in an attempt to disguise being stoned

Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.

by Brever August 30, 2010