Fifjam

Fuck I'm Funny - Just Ask Me (Acronym)

John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!

by Brever November 27, 2010

Mellowdramatic

When stoned people get paranoid about something that is not actually happening

Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs!
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.

by Brever July 11, 2010

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 08, 2023

Gold Frapp

The rolls of fat on a torso which indicate that the person likes to eat too much. The polite way of raising this with a friend without the fat person becoming aware. Can be defined as upper (above the bra strap), lower (above the belt) or mid (the rarest: between the 2 rolls, commonly appears with upper) Gold Frapp.

Sarah: Omg, check out the mid Gold Frapp!
Wendy: You're not kidding!

by Brever July 11, 2010

Clearise

The process of introducing an addative to the eyes in an attempt to disguise being stoned

Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.

by Brever August 30, 2010

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014

Post Acid Bitch Mode

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.

Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!

by Brever December 10, 2010