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When stoned people get paranoid about something that is not actually happening
Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs!
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.
by Brever July 10, 2010

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The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.
Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!
by Brever December 08, 2010

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The process of introducing an addative to the eyes in an attempt to disguise being stoned
Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.
by Brever August 30, 2010

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To vomit profusely after drinking alcohol profusely
Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling Jagerbombs?
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
by Brever July 10, 2010

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To fill an area with the smell of your body odour. Like deodorising, but the complete opposite.
Mary: What the hell is that horrific smell?
John: Susan just came back from the gym and beodorised the office.
by Brever February 05, 2010

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Fuck I'm Funny - Just Ask Me (Acronym)
John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!
by Brever November 24, 2010

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Like karaoke, but in a car.
Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.
by Brever September 22, 2014

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