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Definitions by Brever

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
Utter Fucculence by Brever February 8, 2023

Cuncuntenate 

From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.
Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.
Cuncuntenate by Brever September 18, 2021

Crank Rats 

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Crank Rats by Brever February 22, 2019
Like karaoke, but in a car.
Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.
Caraoke by Brever September 22, 2014

Post Acid Bitch Mode 

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.
Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!
Post Acid Bitch Mode by Brever December 10, 2010
John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!
Fifjam by Brever November 27, 2010

Clearise 

The process of introducing an addative to the eyes in an attempt to disguise being stoned
Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.
Clearise by Brever August 30, 2010