12 definitions by Brever
From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.
Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.
by Brever September 18, 2021
Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling Jagerbombs?
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
by Brever July 10, 2010
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
by Brever February 9, 2023
A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs!
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.
by Brever July 10, 2010
Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.
by Brever September 22, 2014