Chumpul

A human penis that looks like a human vagina.

John is embraced with a wonderful Chumpul

Chumpul by David Spiteri December 11, 2004

cumpulsion repitition pattern 

The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.

The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.

For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity

It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.

Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain

Found in the pleasure.

Your welcome dude

Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat

Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.

Dude ain't feeling any pain.

cumpulsion repitition pattern by Tonythetiler December 23, 2021

chumple 

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

chumple by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007

Chumpslow 

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

Chumpslow by John Roma July 6, 2019

Chumpuckle 

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

Chumpuckle by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

Chumplet 

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

Chumplet by LBE May 14, 2006