Chimpulation

The act of chimpulating.

verb: To chimpulate.

To chimpulate is to lose brain functionality; to devolve your brain capacity to that of an ape for brief period.

"Yo, you good?"
"Nah homie, I totally just zoned out... I just chimpulated!"
"Damn, homie that's some serious chimpulation!"

Chimpulation by chimpulus October 13, 2019

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Chinsulation

A warm protective covering of the neck formed by a full manly Beard.

ZZ Top has epic chinsulation

Chinsulation by Steveo247 January 2, 2016

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Crampulation

Verb:-The result/act of spontaneous and unforeseen cramp during sex, resulting in immediate and powerful ejaculation.

Also:- Crampulated (A Past Crampulation)

"Sex would have been great if it wasn't or that damn crampulation of mine"
"OhGoshDarn I crampulated all over Cindy's face"
"I was having an amazing time until I crampulated"

Crampulation by PassTheMayo September 5, 2014

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Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

Premature Chimulation by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019