Chumplin 

A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin

Please hand me another chumplin for consumption

The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening

My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin

Chumplin by mAntis99 September 27, 2011

Chumplin 

Chumplin (noun): A term used to describe someone who exhibits a false bravado, presenting themselves as tough or fearless, yet lacking genuine strength or resilience. A chumplin often overestimates their abilities and may boast about their toughness, but when faced with challenges, they reveal their true timid nature. This term is often used humorously or sarcastically between a mom and pocket bully who thinks he’s tough but isnt. He’s a wimp.

Chumplin (pronoun): Kilo Meter Snodgrass

Example: "He struts around acting tough, but deep down, he's just a chumplin!"

Chumplin by Kiki’s Mommy August 15, 2025

Fudge Crumpling 

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

Fudge Crumpling by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

Volume Chumping 

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

Volume Chumping by Snocap November 16, 2006

Chumpinger 

Chumpinger (n.) - Someone who commits a fralinger. Someone who fucks something up that is routine.

Hey Chumpinger, good job with the test.

Chumpinger by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006

Chumpin 

A situation, place, or person and the term varies and could mean empty, lame, or unexciting

Walking into a restaurant and seeing it empty, This place is Chumpin

Chumpin by Happy-Meal May 4, 2011

crumplin 

What's up

what's crumplin', my nizzle?

crumplin by sallyemadavid May 7, 2011