chumple 

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

chumple by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

chumple 

the greatest word known to man

copyrighted by hassan adam

chumple is online

lets play some fOrTnItE

chumple by chumple May 30, 2022

chumple 

to rub one off

Oh shit, i just chumpled in my cola.

chumple by hytmal April 2, 2004

chumple bumper 

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

chumple bumper by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

chumped 

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

chumped by running out of patience February 28, 2009

crumpler 

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004