Chumpuckle 

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

Chumpuckle by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

Chumbucker by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

cumfuckle 

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

cumfuckle by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

chumuckle 

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

chumuckle by Sneaky August 7, 2004

chumbucket 

The premier thief, troll, and all round good time guy on the Ultima Online T2A freeshard. Known for his love of adventure, his honest dealings in legally obtained goods, and his well-loved battlecry of "I R NEW GLD PLS".

chumbucket is an upstanding member of the UO community.

chumbucket by raptorjesus712 July 8, 2009

cumpucker 

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010