Chumpled

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

by Waterking February 27, 2019

Chumpled

To choke in sport

Berdych chumpled the twelfth game of the second set to Rafa in the 2010 Wimbledon final.

by ZaZopolis July 7, 2010

chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

by running out of patience February 28, 2009

CrumpleDummple

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit

guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022

chumped out

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.

She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.

by dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2007

chumple

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007