Miscellaneous items such as gifts, boxes, and bags that clutter one's home as a result of Christmas Day.
by imakraut77 December 31, 2011
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My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.
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A “Chromessi” is a sexual act where a woman jerks a mans penis off with her feet. It occurs when she does it in a way that is so impressive she can be compared to renowned soccer star Lionel Messi and his spectacular footwork.
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Get the christmassy mug.John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
by John Superman December 7, 2013
Get the Christmass mug.Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.
Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?
You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?
You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
by hunnu November 21, 2019
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Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.
Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
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