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John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!
I got the best Present of all, Christmass!
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Some with whom you'd only have sexual relations with on or around Christmas.
"Dude, I totally got some Christmass at the company party last night!"
by Juliaaa December 24, 2007
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