John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
by John Superman December 7, 2013
by assman08 December 24, 2008
by Juliaaa December 25, 2007
Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").
by Knecht Ruprecht, the Second December 16, 2011
A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.
My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.
by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2010
The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.
New Message:
From: Jenna
"Merry Christmas!"
From: Ben
"Have a good Xmas!!!"
ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts
From: Jenna
"Merry Christmas!"
From: Ben
"Have a good Xmas!!!"
ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts
by and by January 4, 2011
The process of removing Christmas decorations.
by W3Wow December 31, 2011