Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.
Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
by hunnu November 22, 2019
The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.
They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.
by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010
The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.
Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022
1.the hottest, sweetest, most generous person alive and a person i know who's 100% heterosexual ;)

2.the definition of absolute hottness and sexiness
that guy is loke,totally hayden!
by UnKnown~ April 9, 2005
A gorgeous and amazing actor who played the difficult character of Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars 2 and 3.
Despite some stupid so called 'fans' of Star Wars,opinions of his acting, and how he shouldn't have the part, he managed to knock out like 400 other actors, despite being hardly known. Real star wars fans understand that he's perfect, because George Lucas chose him, and Lucas knows exactly what he wanted!
He's a really nice guy too. Starred in other movies such as Life as a House and Shattered Glass.
Fan 1:Woah, have you seen Star Wars?
Fan 2:Yeah Hayden Christensen is totally the best ever!
by Jedi Master Luna January 21, 2006
a cute famous norwegian stand up comedian who tells jokes while she is on a big boat. people are traveling with the boat just to see Therese. she tells all types of jokes, but she has a dry humor and most of the jokes are kind of dry. another reason to take the boat is that Therese is a girl who everybody likes and you just have to smile when she is around
omg i wish i was just as funny as Therese Christensen
by ingus August 3, 2010