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christmeasters 

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.
person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.
christmeasters by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019

Chrismonster

A person who is highly obsessed with another person named Chris. Can be altered by switching out the name for someone else's. ex: "Jakemonster".
Man, Annalee used to be a total Chrismonster; She used to be completely obsessed by him.
Chrismonster by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008

Chinmeister 

If you don't know what this is, them I'm sorry to tell you, you are one
Quit being a chinmeister
Chinmeister by brdbdw September 27, 2020