Chrismiss

The term used whenever a dude named Chris, Christopher, Christian, Kris, or Kristof ends up not making it home for Christmas. Sometimes a Chrismiss happens multiple years in a row.

Chris told me yesterday over the phone on the 24th that he wasn't making it home again for Christmas. This is now the third time in a row so it's going to be another Chrismiss.

Chrismiss by Circa 1993 AD December 22, 2016

ChristmAss Crack 

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

ChristmAss Crack by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

christmassy 

Special mood during Christmas.
Feeling the Christmas spirit.

I'm feeling very christmassy atm!

christmassy by Tp<3 December 27, 2006

Christmass

The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."

Christmass by John Superman December 7, 2013

Christmiscuous 

Adj.
1. Christmas-centric promiscuity.
2. To exhibit one's body inappropriately during the holiday season.

Examples
1. A sexy Santa Claus
2. A revealing Christmas sweater
3. Setting: Christmas eve
Character 1:"What happened to you last night, dude?"
Character 2: "I met a girl wearing an awfully Christmiscuous outfit; we made the jingle bells rock."

Christmiscuous by Welch Michaels November 27, 2011

Christmess

The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.

"A great day but it was a nightmare cleaning up all that Christmess afterwards."

Christmess by Eldarion December 24, 2005

christmissues 

when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.

Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.

1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.

christmissues by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011