Christmessy

Having too many drinks over Christmas celebrations, and becoming a bit (or a lot) of a mess.

Mark: "Did you see Joe last night at the Christmas party?"
Mary: "Yeah! He was definitely feeling christmessy"

Robyn (grabbing the bottle of wine): "I'm feeling so christmessy today"

by Aus Rat December 27, 2011

ChristmAss Crack

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

christmassy

Special mood during Christmas.
Feeling the Christmas spirit.

I'm feeling very christmassy atm!

by Tp<3 December 27, 2006

Christmass

The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."

by John Superman December 7, 2013

Christmess

The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.

"A great day but it was a nightmare cleaning up all that Christmess afterwards."

by Eldarion December 24, 2005

christmissues

when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.

Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.

1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.

by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011

christmeasters

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.

person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.

by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019