A Christessa is a really good friend. She’s the woman of her world and is extremely trustworthy and funny. Christessa’s usually have a good taste in music and are good listeners. They tend to be extraordinary and keep secrets to themselves. Christessa’s are crazy. She knows it and so does everyone else. It's hard to gain her trust, so if you do, dont break it because she will kill you. shes a badass with strong mental and physical. Usually a smart girl that loves bagels and has killer eyes. A brave and strong Viking warrior-philosopher.
Did u see Christessa? She’s an übermensch.
by T_thetea67 November 21, 2021
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"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
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"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
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Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
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1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
by Selur Natas September 12, 2004
Get the Christosaur mug.the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!
I wish I was a Christella
by Lauretta February 27, 2019
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That combination of toppings on that burger are so christellar!
That was a really good movie; I would even call it christellar.
That was a really good movie; I would even call it christellar.
by calicokitty October 17, 2011
Get the Christellar mug.Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.
Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?
You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?
You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
by hunnu November 21, 2019
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Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.
Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022
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