chromessi 

A “Chromessi” is a sexual act where a woman jerks a mans penis off with her feet. It occurs when she does it in a way that is so impressive she can be compared to renowned soccer star Lionel Messi and his spectacular footwork.

She gave me an amazing Chromessi

chromessi by Exvis December 27, 2020

Chromosoid 

an individual affected with severe mental retardation. a human specimen bearing an extra chromosome in his/her genetic makeup. a person who behaves in the manner of an obnoxious idiot.

I proudly support the chromosoids competing in the special olympics.
He forgot to wear his trousers today. What a chromosoid!
Stop being such a chromosoid!
Jean Chretien has a chromosoidal face.
You dance like such a chromosoid.

Chromosoid by Bronstein November 1, 2009

ChromeOS 

that trashy operating system that can barely handle anything

"Hey let's play FoRtNitE!"
"Can't I have ChromeOS... I cant even open .jav files...

ChromeOS by vegankale May 5, 2019

Chromebibliaphobia 

Severe fear/ disgust of the Google Chromebook due to its limited privacy and functionality.

Human 1: "I got the new HP Chromebook 13!"

Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"

Chromebibliaphobia by W2081d May 1, 2017

Chromestorm

Wailing your penis in a circular motion over a women while ejaculating your semen onto her face and body in a “storm” like fashion.

Last night I gave kelly a chromestorm, my semen went all over her face and body.

Chromestorm by Matt Moses Moser May 14, 2009

Chromeosexual 

Chrome-o-sexual (k'r-0me "oh" sex'wul): one who adores chrome.

Drooling over a custom-built, chromed-out chopper, a lifestyle is exchanged for one of chrome. Southern California natives bear witness to this scenario: hands sweeping across a lower lip, and with the brush of each foaming molecule, one is slowly transformed into a machine--a chromeosexual.

Chromeosexual by Mr. Keith September 7, 2006

chromeism

of or referring to Google Browser, Chrome

It's such a chromeism that Windows is in a panic, with new CHROME users in the millions!

chromeism by ichrome2 November 1, 2008