chromessi
A “Chromessi” is a sexual act where a woman jerks a mans penis off with her feet. It occurs when she does it in a way that is so impressive she can be compared to renowned soccer star Lionel Messi and his spectacular footwork.
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Chromosoid
an individual affected with severe mental retardation. a human specimen bearing an extra chromosome in his/her genetic makeup. a person who behaves in the manner of an obnoxious idiot.
I proudly support the chromosoids competing in the special olympics.
He forgot to wear his trousers today. What a chromosoid!
Stop being such a chromosoid!
Jean Chretien has a chromosoidal face.
You dance like such a chromosoid.
He forgot to wear his trousers today. What a chromosoid!
Stop being such a chromosoid!
Jean Chretien has a chromosoidal face.
You dance like such a chromosoid.
Chromosoid by Bronstein November 1, 2009
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Chromebibliaphobia
Human 1: "I got the new HP Chromebook 13!"
Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"
Human 2: *Screams in terror* "Get that horrific device away from me, I have Chromebibliaphobia!"
Chromebibliaphobia by W2081d May 1, 2017
Chromestorm
Wailing your penis in a circular motion over a women while ejaculating your semen onto her face and body in a “storm” like fashion.
Chromestorm by Matt Moses Moser May 14, 2009
Chromeosexual
Drooling over a custom-built, chromed-out chopper, a lifestyle is exchanged for one of chrome. Southern California natives bear witness to this scenario: hands sweeping across a lower lip, and with the brush of each foaming molecule, one is slowly transformed into a machine--a chromeosexual.
Chromeosexual by Mr. Keith September 7, 2006
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