Christmess

The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.

"A great day but it was a nightmare cleaning up all that Christmess afterwards."

by Eldarion December 24, 2005

Christmess

the paper and ribbons and tree needles left all over the house during December

I'd love to have you over but my place is too much of a Christmess disaster area.

by oceanswimmr November 30, 2010

Christmess

The mess that Christmas brings, be it; discarded wrapping or Christmas dinner plates and cutlery.

The only problem with Christmas is all the christmess that needs tidying up after dinner.

by CallumFoster December 23, 2019

Christmess

All the junk that's cluttering up the house after Christmas.

Christmess, Wrapping paper, bows, stale treats

by Biff_Malibu December 28, 2009

Christmess

The offense engendered by wishing someone a Merry Christmas when they're actually celebrating a Happy Hannukah or just having a Happy Holiday.

How should I know that sending my friend, Isaac, that "Merry Christmas" text message would make such a christmess?

by WuNate July 21, 2008

Christmess

Any number of bags, boxes, wrappings, toys, or any other miscellaneous crap thrown around the room as a result of the Christmas holiday.

Because of this Christmess, I can’t even walk in my own living room!

by imakraut77 December 28, 2018

Christmess

Christ•mess

/‘krismes/

noun, adjective

The state of holiday induced chaos in home, in stores, general holiday overindulgence and clutter. A seasonal ritual of sparkly, joyous hoarding. Often triggered by holiday themed sales.

Girl, I’m about to drop some bags of 200 bulk gift bows on this Christmess! Only 99 cents!

Mom, you already have 324 elves. There’s barely any room for people... It’s a legit Christmess in here.

by liz fabaliss December 11, 2021