Chopstitute

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.

by Abe Soong December 6, 2010

Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

Crosstitute

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.

I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.

by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

Crosstitute

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.

"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.

by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

copstitute

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.

A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.

by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007

chubstitute

A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.

Timothy struck out with Sally, so he settled for a chubstitute.

by imab9k9 March 4, 2004