Crosstitute

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.

I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.

by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

Crosstitute

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.

"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.

by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

Crosstitute

A cross-dressing prostitute, commonly a male transvestite.

Dad: Be careful when you pick up ladies, son. There can be a lot of crosstitutes on 5th Street.

by Snoobs August 29, 2014

Crosstitute

A male dressed as a woman (and vice-a-verse), being of the prostitute profession.

" Destiny said she had to go home and change before the football game because she looked like a crosstitute."

by Podrain34 August 23, 2010

Crosstitute

A person who partakes in Prostitution and uses their income, only to donate it to the church of his or her choice.

"I heard Becky from the choir is a crosstitute...."
"It's ok cause it's for Jesus"

by fajitaboyz March 13, 2014

crosstitute

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.

Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.

by die7fox May 22, 2005

crosstitution

The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.

Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.

by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009