A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
by die7fox May 20, 2005
Look at that famous TV hooker Oprah always going on about how poor people are cool when she has billions of bucks tucked away herself. I bet if she didn't get paid she be a mean crosstitute.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 11, 2008
If the Wayans Brothers were whores in "White Chicks," they would have been perfect examples of crosstitutes.
by TheGreatWhiteApe February 07, 2010
A derogatory term coined to describe politicians prostituting their principals by taking part in floor crossings. These floor crossings were implemented to enable politicians to "jump ship" and take up the banner of an opposition party.
see South Africa - politics
see South Africa - politics
That party member is a crosstitute
by dictrix September 05, 2007
It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.
by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010
A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
by ACRONYM February 17, 2015
The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.
Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009