christitute

when a male is having intercourse with a female from behind, before cuming you stick your finger in her rectum, she shall then turn around and say "wtf" and then you fart in her face.

britt: guess what happened to sabrina?
cass:what?
britt: she was doing it with mr.z and he so pulled a christitute.

by britt&cass May 26, 2007

Chopstitute

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.

by Abe Soong December 6, 2010

chubstitute

A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.

Timothy struck out with Sally, so he settled for a chubstitute.

by imab9k9 March 4, 2004

Carstitute

A sex worker that propositions their clientele by means of a vehicle.

While walking down the street a car approached and a carstitute asked if Jim was looking for a good time.

by ca-caw July 3, 2011

Chubstitute

A junk food that parades as a health food

These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute

by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014

Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004