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Chubstitute 

A junk food that parades as a health food
These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute
Chubstitute by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014

Chubstitute 

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.
With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).
Chubstitute by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

chubstitute 

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today
chubstitute by scott March 2, 2004

Chopstitute 

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.
Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.
Chopstitute by Abe Soong December 6, 2010

Chastitute 

A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.
Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!
Chastitute by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

Hubstitute 

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.
This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...
Hubstitute by locarb June 10, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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