Coonicide 

A coonicide is the act of a raccoon taking his or her life by walking in front of a moving vehicle. Being a largely nocturnal animal, a coonicide will normally occur at night in rural setting or near an urban nature area where the raccoon species is prevalent. A daytime coonicide is a rare occurrence. Raccoons like to ‘play chicken’ with vehicles, and normally wait until the approaching vehicle is almost upon them before ambling off the road.

See that carcass in the road up ahead? Just another coonicide...

Coonicide by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.

Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.

korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008

Covicide 

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.

I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!

Covicide by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021

coincidencialism 

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.

coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

coincidencialism by coincidencial man October 2, 2009

Coincidexcellence 

When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.

"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence

Coincidexcellence by Shiftus Maximus October 20, 2008

Cockicide

The process of killing something with your Penis.

Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!

Cockicide by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

baked coincidence 

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

baked coincidence by benny the baker April 2, 2009