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cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006
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Cockcident 

Whenever two males happen to accidentally (or perhaps intentionally) bump into the crotch of one another and become aroused with a sensation that’s pleasurable and hardening. Most cases lead to pleasureable undisclosed encounters. Rare cases can lead to a hung jury, which can carry stiff penalties.
Yo, why were you a no show again today?

Well, believe it or not I got into another cockcident online when I was on my way to pick you up. And this one was a lot bigger than the last one, therefore it practically impossible for me to come pick you up...I apologize...again...
Cockcident by Th8ReaR October 15, 2018

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Cockcentration 

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Cockcentrate 

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.

cockcentric 

Centered or focused around male genitalia.
The porno had two girls and one guy, but it was still very cockcentric.
cockcentric by Joe Camp January 10, 2006

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009