is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
by hakin commie April 02, 2018
Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013
by 2 camels in a tiny car February 09, 2011
by GregMD September 06, 2013
Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
by Mista Flow February 14, 2009
by Joe Szathmary November 09, 2007