fartnami

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.

The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.

by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

Chocicide

Death by chocolate, or chocolate related product.

He had such a sweet tooth that the doctor describe his death as Chocicide.

by Enigmatic_1 February 05, 2007

Outjacked

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner

My mate and I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. He outjacked me because he came first.

by Enigmatic_1 July 21, 2022

Androidiction

1. Addiction to Android products and/or applications.
2. Someone with Androidiction may be obsessed by mobile phone apps and must play with them every five minutes.
3. Psychological addiction to all things Android related.

John could not put his phone down because he had so many cool apps to play with. His colleague said he must have Androidiction.

by Enigmatic_1 April 21, 2014

Multi-clocker

Someone who works multi jobs and clocks into work multiple times a day.

John was such a workaholic that he had a 9-5 job and a second job he worked at nights. Each day John would multi-clock in to work. His mum said "John why do you work so hard? You're such a multi-clocker!"

by Enigmatic_1 August 30, 2020

seatage

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

Voicetress

voicetress -
1. One who speaks what she is thinking in any given situation.
2. One who is forward in giving his or her opinions.
3. One who is opinionated.

e.g., “That old lady can be quite the voicetress. She talks all sorts of crap. I hate her guts.” “Why? Did you have some sort of run-in with her?” “Well . . . mmmm, not until I set her car on fire. Then we got into it.”

by Enigmatic_1 November 01, 2008