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Chintondo! 

Happiness, enjoying the adventure of the present moment, A word used in giving a toast.
It was a Chintondo! moment when we were upgraded to penthouse Room 623 at Hotel de Russie in Rome.
We raised our glasses and exclaimed Chintondo! as we toasted to the ambiance of our outdoor dinner on the streets of Rome, in the Fall moonlight with the fresh fish, bread and delicious wine.
Chintondo! by MsFox September 3, 2022
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El Clintono 

A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.
Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?
El Clintono by Jake in NYC October 26, 2005

Chinmond 

Someone with an extremely large chin which purposely uses their chin as a weapon which can be extremely lethal when swung with force at their victim.
watch where you swing that chin, stop being such a chinmond

I just got chin raped by another chinmond

The Crimson Chin strikes again assaulting another random stranger with his extortionate chin
Chinmond by jonny0503 December 10, 2010

chinonso 

The chillest kid you'll ever meet! She rocks your socks and can never be chirped. Nobody else can ever compare to her because she's so perfect. Nonso is always really attractive and everyone loves her. While she is young, Nonsos are little score-gods, but when they grow up, they turn into sex-gods. Get excited ;)
She's such a chinonso
chinonso by kimk February 23, 2015

Chinonso 

Most chinonso's look like a dark skin chris brown. There like a tall version of Kevin hart. Their strong, smart and have brown eyes that are just so amazing. There dick is almost the size of a subway footlong, and there basketball gods. When they become adults their usually 6 foot 6 and stronger than Dwayne the rock Johnson and they become the Micheal Jordan and lebron James of sex . They have the best pull out game on the entire planet, and they get d1 full ride scholarships across the country for basketball. Also the chillest person you'll ever meet!! And makes 16 billion dollars a day.
Don't leave your girlfriend around chinonso, she leave u for him as soon as they shake hands.

I hooked up with chinonso last night, and he almost broke my back.

That chinonso man, he is a fucking God at basketball!
Chinonso by 0_stay_ballin January 26, 2019

chintendo 

any chinese copy, usually much lower quality, of an american gaming console. Simply google POPstation, Polystation, Super Polystation, Vii, and many others to find out how cheap china can be.
noob: Hmmmm. Should I get the $250 PSP or the $11 Chintendo POPstation.....?

person: What the hell kind of question it that?
chintendo by yet another one who pwns February 27, 2008

chingando la pava 

mexican slang for fucking the turkey, originated in the state of Sinaloa. To be used when angry at disruptions, or annoyances
"No Estes Chingando La Pava" (quit fucking the turkey)
chingando la pava by samdaman December 1, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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