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Wentao (chintao) 

jimmy that joke was so Wentao (chintao)
An Indian name with multiple meanings:
1. Adjective - Deep meditative Thought
2. Noun - Call center operator with Holllywood ambitions
3. Adjective - Synonym for awesome
4. Verb - To scam large corporations out of free products

Common nicknames:
1. Tanman
2. Easy C
3. Big Poppa
4. Chintonian

Often found in the same sentence as Nisha
1. I am sorry I missed your call, I was in deep chintan.

2. Hello sir, my name is Chintan, but you can call me Chris, like NCIS:LA star and former Robin actor Chris O'Donell, how may I help you today?

3a. I just spotted Will Smith coming out of a Jamba Juice, how Chintan is that!!

3b. Did you hear that Chintan and Nisha got married? How Chintan is that!

4. Did you hear how they got 4 free computers by pretending to be Chris O'Donnell? They really chintaned Dell for that one!
Chintan by ChrisO'Donnell February 7, 2010

chinkano 

Person of half Chinese and half Mexican descent.
Check out that Chinkano over there eating his chow mein tacos.
chinkano by Whale Tail Fighter November 4, 2009
Deep meditative thought

Awesome

Often found in the same sentence as Shah

Popular name in India
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear?

Bro 2: Bro, what?

Bro 1: Chintan is getting married to Maria Shah

Bro 2: Bro, that's crazyyyyy
Chintan by Katie Rostova January 30, 2019

Chinzanos 

It is what it is. It is what you want it to be

The word has a meaning that is a fluid as a river that floats down a mountain range. As lucid as dancing to funk poetry. As emotional as Nicolas Cage in National Treasure.

When we move into a world where chinzanos becomes the norm, we have to embrace the power of the chin. Not the physical body chin. But the chin of the chinzanos. The zanos is a different word, a different vortex for one to dive into.
1. Imagine the scene:

Two guys walking on a hill. One walking up. One walking down. As their eyes begin to meet as they pass in the middle, a gentle head nod, followed by a vibrant but elusive raise of the hand. They both utter the word (Not too loud. Not too quiet. Just loud enough)

"CHINZANOS."

2. Imagine a different scene

Two girls are grooving away in a funk filled jazz bar. The groove is heavy, phat and nasty. Their loving life. One of the girls orders two drinks. As they dance away and raise their glasses. They look into each others eyes, and at the clink of their drinks they utter the word together in unison,

"CHINZANOS."

3. Imagine a third scene

Dave: "uhh...Ed what does Chinzanos mean?"

Ed: "What do you think it means?"

Dave: "I don't know. I heard it was some sort of vermouth. One that has a subtle blend of herbs and spices."

Ed: "You're not right, but you're not wrong."

Dave: "Huh."

Ed: "I'm not saying no. But I'm not screaming yes."

Dave: "Ed you are not making any sense."

Ed: "Dave listen very closely."

Dave: "Okay."

Ed: "Chinzanos, Chinzanos, Chinzanos. It is what it is. It is what you want it to be."
Chinzanos by Jamira Tigler April 3, 2019

chinkano 

When you are half Asian and half Latino...
You are Chinkano!
My son is Filipino and Mexican... He is Chinkano!
chinkano by Geoffrey B April 3, 2006