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A real bitch who thinks he is cool but no one likes him. He sucks horribly and he is a fuckboy. He scores own goals for his own basketball team.
That Chintoo idiot is such a hoe. He'd rather date his sister than be single.
chintoo by Hanesurbandictionary April 2, 2017
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Chinook Sports Coach 

A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
Chinook Sports Coach by IliketheUSA September 10, 2011
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friend, buddy, pal... in Korean.
gonna go out with my yuhjah (girl) chingoo.

i miss you my chingoo!
chingoo by yelee4 August 4, 2011

Chinook, MT 

A small town on the high line of Montana along Hwy 2 where people of the city have nothing better to do than gossip about everybody else. True Chinook residents believe their shit doesn't stink when it actually smells the worst.

The highschool is a joke because the current (2011) principle and athletic administrator are into bestiality and have fucked many farm and domestic animals. so if you live in the area, keep your pets inside!

Do not send you children to this school especially is they intend to play any type of sport! They will falsely accuse you of being a normal kid and doing normal kid things and try to have you arrested for it! So instead send you kids to Havre High where they will either get prego or catch AIDS because even this hell is a better alternative to SHITNOOK!
John - Hey do you wanna go to Chinook, MT and party?

Kevin - Fuck that, I'd rather eat shit and die!

John - True dat, I would rather have AIDS than step foot in that shit hole!
Chinook, MT by IliketheUSA August 17, 2011
A teenager or early adult with an asain background that likes to get intoxicated with alcohol and drugs weekly or sometimes daily. Also, tends to have sexual intercourse with younger girls.
Stop trying to bang my sister Chinto!
Chinto by Chris Potters August 21, 2007

chinooking 

A clever euphemism for ploughing your girlfriends ass full of rock hard cock.
"There's nothing more macho than landing a helicopter in your girlfriend's back yard, that was some good chinooking!"
chinooking by Andrew Lander April 20, 2008

Chintopus 

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."
Chintopus by J.Ham November 4, 2009
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