Charcuses

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

charcuterie

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)

I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.

by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018

Charcuterie

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.

We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.

by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

Charcuterie

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021

Bread and circuses

Expression meaning that you are so distracted with entertainment and food, that you forget the real problems around the world. Originated in ancient Rome where the government would hand out bread and games (entertainment) so that people would be distracted and wouldn't rebel against the government for political issues.

Me: Did you find out about the huge rebellion that happened the other day?
Other person: No, I was busy cooking dinner and playing board games with my family
Me: Wow! sounds like your life is full of bread and circuses!

by Awesome girl3 April 16, 2020

charcuterie

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not

- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?

by Josh9168 March 12, 2021