charcuterie 

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)

I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.

charcuterie by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018

Charcuterie 

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.

We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.

Charcuterie by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

Charcuterie 

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

Charcuterie by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021

charcuterie 

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not

- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?

charcuterie by Josh9168 March 12, 2021

charcuterie 

vagina

“My charcuterie is itchin and burnin”

charcuterie by anonymous 6678 September 8, 2019

Charcuterie 

“Charcuting” or charcuterie is when a shart happens but more shit comes out than normal and is forcibly spread across a women’s cooter.

I ate old cheese and meat off a cutting board and then tried to fart but some shit came out and a charcuterie happened causing me to get a UTI.

Charcuterie by charcut December 29, 2019

charcuterie 

As an adjective, charcuterie means for something to be magical and radical! Charcuterie is good vibes only!!

“How’s your day?”
“Charcuterie, dude! How are you?”

“Dude! You’re lookin’ so charcuterie right now!”

*Double back flips off ski mountain*
“Dude! Charcuterie!!”

charcuterie by kenz9253 January 21, 2023