salami

dickjohnson
nickname for a man's penis

I can't mess with a guy who has a small salami!

by SugarMami July 23, 2005

Salami

A very special meat. Also considered as a large wang that hunks, good bodies, hot boy girls would die for, have and girls would do anything to get on this "salami"

Did you see Tommy today!? I want his salami.

by urbandictwriter January 26, 2011

salami

like a large peporoni but not spicy

i eat bagels with salami for breakfast

by xlizax August 21, 2008

salami

A condition in which a man's scrotum sac, when wearing boxers in a seasonably hot summer day, adheres to his thighs. Salamis are particularly uncomfortable, and often require a man to "adjust."

Because it was a hot summer day, his sweating balls stuck to his legs, leaving him with a salami.

by The Plaid Octopus October 23, 2004

Salami

Cardiff slang for a very fat person

Our new teachers a salami!

by Yooot riden Kon September 7, 2018

Salami

Gorgeous hunk of man, who can be used for amazing things of any kind, and is also a very delectable snack

Dayumm Salami you looking fine today!

by personwhowritesstuff January 26, 2011

salami

common nickname for boeing 777 aircraft used by airlines workers due to its long and narrow body

loko i have to clean a freaking salami by myself

by pavlo July 4, 2008