Charcus

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Charcus is an amazing sexually active hot guy. Charcus is also married to the prettiest girl in the world, Chantal. Later in life they had 6 kids. Charcus also has a six pack with the most beautiful hair anyone could have. Everybody wants to be with charcus but his girl, Chantal, has his heart.He can’t ask for anyone better. He’s sexually active especially with Chantal his one and only. :)

Guy 1:Omg, did you see charcus today with Chantal?!

Guy 2:yeah! they had it with each other a day ago:)

Charcus by Emily stone :) May 26, 2018

Words you can keep

Charcuses

Excuse made to avoid hanging out or chilling with friends is Charcuse(s)

Andrew: Hey man, you want to chill after work?

Charlie: Nah man, I gotta go for a family dinner tonight
Andrew: Man stop with all your Charcuses!!

Charcuses by Asoniasonia November 8, 2015

Related Words

Charcustipated • Charcus • Charcuses • charcuterie • carcus • charcousse • Charcuterie board • charcuter-weed • CARCUS OFFICIAL • carcuss

charcuterie

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)

I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.

charcuterie by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018

Charcuterie

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.

We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.

Charcuterie by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

Charcuckerie Board

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

Charcuckerie Board by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019

Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Human Charcuterie Board by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

Charcuterie

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

Charcuterie by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026