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Carnito

Man who has "little meat" aka penis.
Megan found out Marcelino is a carnito.
by klgdino April 12, 2015
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Carnivore Diet

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.
I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.
by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021
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Carnivo

Carnivo is a cognac-based drink popular in the hip-hop community, easily identifiable by its bright green color. It is comparable to the alcoholic drinks Alize and Hypnotiq.

Description from the Carnivo Web site (www.carnivoxo.com): Carnivo XO is an exclusive blend of award-winning Menuet XO cognac, silky smooth French vodka, and luscious tropical fruit juices. The exquisite cognac in Carnivo XO comes from the Grand Champagne region of France, made with the Ugni Blanc grapes, double distilled and aged to perfection. Every ingredient works in harmoney to create this delicious drink.
Carnivo sippin', Cuban cigar clippin' - Lyric from "Kiss My Black AmEx" by Draft featuring F.R.E.A.K.
by redacted April 30, 2009
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Raw Carnivore Diet

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.
Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.
by MikeTheIncel June 4, 2021
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Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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Carnivorous Cavern

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.
Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.
by Trees DT November 2, 2011
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Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
by Kain October 31, 2004
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