Definitions by MikeTheIncel
Jizz Boy Syndrome
Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.
Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.
As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.
Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.
As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.
Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
Jizz Boy Syndrome by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
free trialtard
I tried giving Jeff a free 2 week discord nitro trial, but the free trialtard bitched about the cost and xozaku'd my present.
free trialtard by MikeTheIncel May 20, 2023
Xozaku
Xozaku is a genre of meme that is so cringe, you'd rather dip your balls in acid than watch or read them.
Those Boomers xozaku'd me with their crappy smartphones at the bus stop. I need to down 2 bottles of Jack Daniels and motorboat some perky boobs to get that image out of my head
Xozaku by MikeTheIncel December 13, 2021
Triggisode
The triggered episode that occurs before someone pulls a massive hissy fit and flees public places like a venue or even discord server.
Like Mr. Brickles type Ryan Reynolds fanboys when you tell them Just Friends was a shitty movie.
Like Mr. Brickles type Ryan Reynolds fanboys when you tell them Just Friends was a shitty movie.
Mr. Brickles flipped everyone off and pulled a triggisode just because Chad told him Green Lantern wasn't as good as Fight Club.
Triggisode by MikeTheIncel November 2, 2021
Mr. Brickles
Mr. Brickles is the nickname given to fanboys who are overly obsessed with Ryan Reynolds.
They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.
They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.
Oh, no. I finally invited Clive home to meet my parents and he's gone all Mr. Brickles on them by forcing them to watch Green Lantern and Just Friends.
Mr. Brickles by MikeTheIncel October 20, 2021
Joe King
Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.
Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.
Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.
Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.
Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.
Joe King by MikeTheIncel October 18, 2021
Rangifer
Did you see that Jeff Rangifer'd himself the other day? He turned up to a vegan protest with a tofu sandwich and got really triggered and then pretended it was a BLT.
Rangifer by MikeTheIncel September 18, 2021