free trialtard

Someone who is such a tard, they think that a free trial costs money.
I tried giving Jeff a free 2 week discord nitro trial, but the free trialtard bitched about the cost and xozaku'd my present.
by MikeTheIncel May 20, 2023
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Raw Carnivore Diet

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.
Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.
by MikeTheIncel June 04, 2021
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Fluff and Puff

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.
I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.
by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 07, 2024
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Bart Kay

Public Figure and seller of cerule and winner of MLM holidays. A leader who will recruit new people into his MLM scheme. Advocater of the carnivore diet where all plant foods are harmful apart from Cerule.
Jackie's just joined Avon. She keeps trying to Bart Kay us into buying her products.
by MikeTheIncel May 31, 2021
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Mr. Brickles

Mr. Brickles is the nickname given to fanboys who are overly obsessed with Ryan Reynolds.

They are stereotypically straight boys who appear to have an embarrassing crush on Ryan.
Oh, no. I finally invited Clive home to meet my parents and he's gone all Mr. Brickles on them by forcing them to watch Green Lantern and Just Friends.
by MikeTheIncel October 20, 2021
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Trans Mackey

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.
Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.
by MikeTheIncel July 04, 2021
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