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Bart Kay

Public Figure and seller of cerule and winner of MLM holidays. A leader who will recruit new people into his MLM scheme. Advocater of the carnivore diet where all plant foods are harmful apart from Cerule.
Jackie's just joined Avon. She keeps trying to Bart Kay us into buying her products.
by MikeTheIncel May 31, 2021
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Joe King

Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.

Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.

Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.
Youtuber Joe actually thinks he's muscly and knows about nutrition? You must be Joe King!
by MikeTheIncel October 18, 2021
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Fluff and Puff

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.
I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.
by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
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Sv3rige

Sv3rige is a public figure who invented the carnivore diet. Sv3rige is very smart and based. He saves lives by discussing what is unnatural and talks about mental illnesses.
Sv3rige is very smart.
by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021
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Rangifer

Slang for a militant vegan that pretends they aren't vegan and gets particularly triggered easily.
Did you see that Jeff Rangifer'd himself the other day? He turned up to a vegan protest with a tofu sandwich and got really triggered and then pretended it was a BLT.
by MikeTheIncel September 18, 2021
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Xozaku

Xozaku is a genre of meme that is so cringe, you'd rather dip your balls in acid than watch or read them.
Those Boomers xozaku'd me with their crappy smartphones at the bus stop. I need to down 2 bottles of Jack Daniels and motorboat some perky boobs to get that image out of my head
by MikeTheIncel December 13, 2021
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